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200954 listenslamborghinis-and-rolex-watches:
sometimes this fandom realllllly worries me….
FOREVER FUCKING REBLOG!
omg is it embarrassing that i have this on my iPod……
its just so good ok
OMG! I AM DYING RIGHT NOW!
omg download link anyone?
THIS FANDOM IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME OMFG
GOD BLESS THIS FANDOM
GOD BLESS ALL DIRECTIONERS
5/16: McArthur High school hazmat situation: Students and teachers decontaminated after breaking out in rash.
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at fort lauderdale international airport.
5/21: Man bites woman in westchester.
5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident.
5/23: Man bites cousins nose off
5/24: Second broward school reports mystery rash.
5/25: Hazmat called after kids exposed to pesticide on bus.
5/25: Ems responds to lake county, fl school.
5/25: “Disoriented” passenger subdued on flight in miami.
5/26: Naked man allegedly eating victims face shot and killed by miami police.
5/26: Florida doctor spits blood at highway patrolman after dui arrest.
5/27: Georgia contractor bites lowes employee and resists arrest. (So in the event that this is what we think it is. The main question is. are we truly prepared?)Hold up, gonna go apply for my gun license, then gonna go to the gun range and practice.
WHY ARE LIKE ALL OF THESE IN FLORIDA THO? I’M MOVING TO FUCKING IOWA OR SOME IRRELEVANT PLACE WITH CORN.
FUCK ME ^^^ ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME SHIT MYSELF OH GDSFUADSF I THOUGHT THAT MIAMI MAN WAS ON “BAD LSD” MAYBE THATS JUST A CONSPIRACY THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME SCARED OUT OF MY MIND *GOES TO READ ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUID* PLEZ TELL ME NOT ALL OF THOSE ARE TRUE
Excuse me while I go buy my ticket for mars. >.>
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